[In English] Talk To God !

Voilà une Adresse pour Chatter avec Dieu:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Attention c'est en Anglais ...

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Me:
Olà
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I'm Tall with Glasses and Long Arms
God:
How tall are you?
Me:
1 meter 87
God:
One what?
Me:
87 centimeters
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
Ahem
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I'm 23
God:
Only 23?
You are quite mature.
Me:
I'm fine arts school
God:
Glad to hear it, . What do you study at school?
Me:
fine art, you stupid
God:
I am glad to hear it. Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
Yes my nigga
God:
Are you calling me stupid? Where did you get your nigga?
Me:
In my background
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From the Street
God:
Who or what is the Street?
Me:
Down the Block
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
None
God:
Hmm.
Me:
That's All ?
God:
" Hmm."? is all?
Me:
No, But Can you Speak French ?
God:
Are you serious? No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Why ?
God:
" Are you serious? No I don't speak a word of French."? Why?
Me:
?
God:
" Are you serious? No I don't speak a word of French."? Why?
Me:
Are you Broked ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Broked.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Are You Tired ?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
Okay, may I had my exam tuesday ?
God:
Yeah okay, Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Later, How ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What ?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
I don't Understand when i'll got my exam ?

j'ai voulu discuter avec dieu moi aussi mais il ne parle pas francais....
et j'ai rien copris

Me:
Salut, ça va ?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Hein ?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Gossip ? What's That ?
God:
Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret. Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
Do You Understand French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Franais ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Okay, je croyais que vous parliez pas français
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Yay.
Me:
A Language
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Shut Up !
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
What's your real name ?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Who will won the next soccer world cup ?
God:
How would I know who will won the next soccer world cup ?
Me:
Because you are God, no ?
God:
Good reason. You think I am God no.
Me:
Maradona, is he portugues or argentin ?
God:
And he portugues or argentin is Maradona.
Me:
Answer my question please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are the Virgin Maria, real Virgin ?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So ?
God:
Mmm.
Me:
You couldn't or you won't ?
God:
Perhaps or me will not is beyond my present abilities.
Me:
She's listening ?
God:
listening is she?
Me:
Okay, listening is she ?
God:
Yeah okay, I think listening is a lot of things.
Me:
You don't answer me ...
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
Okay, who is the best soccer player ever
God:
Yeah okay, ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
?
God:
Yeah okay, ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
Alice, ?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Make the Italian Girl Micha Loving me
Me:

Me:

God:
What can I do for you?
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I tell you, just before
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
who them ?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
I don't know him, who is he ?
God:
Would you like to know? I think him who is a lot of things.
Me:
What kind of things ?
God:
You know, "things".
Me:
i don't know ?
God:
Me either.
Me:
Tchh
God:
Does "it" still refer to him who?
Me:
It refer to ?
God:
Tchh REFERS to?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Tchh refer to i'm unhappy about your answer
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Tchh. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
What is the Alice Chat Box ?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Okay, take time
God:
Yeah okay, Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
You are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
Do you Like Porno Moovie ?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like White.
Me:
Do You Watch TV ?
God:
Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
Me:
Flying Circus
God:
And mine is Flying Circus.
Me:
No, That's Mine !
God:
Are you serious? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
XXX
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes, We Tell This ...
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
D'acc
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
A Drunk Story
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Are You Talking to a Lot of People ?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
"Clients" ?
God:
People I talk to on the Internet.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
And, are they an other way to Talk to You ?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
Wich One ?
God:
The " As far as I know they are."? Which one?
Me:
Do You Speak Deutsch ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Deutsch.
Me:
No, I Just Speak French and I Understand Spanish and Portugues
God:
Are you serious? Could you teach me a few phrases in French? Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
C'est la Lutte Finale
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
You Don't care About French Sentence ?
God:
It's true that French Sentence does not take up a lot of my energy.
Me:
Ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Kubrik, maybe
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not Speacialy, it's just funny, for the first time
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
No, i got other things to do, like things which push me in hell
God:
Me either. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Okay, that's a great thing
God:
Yeah okay, A great thing is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
If you Want
God:
" Yeah okay, A great thing is a terrible thing to waste."? If I want?
Me:
How do you learn English ?
God:
My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
Me:
Okay, so you are not really God
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
You Got a Bootmaster
God:
I don't know if I have a Bootmaster.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Yes you tell me too
God:
Wow! What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What's your Phone number ?
God:
That information is confidential, .
Me:
Okay, your e-mail ?
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for telling me that I am e mail.
Me:
Where do you live
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Saint-Etienne
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Saint Etienne.
Me:
No, I Leave
God:
Are you serious? Goodbye.
Me:
Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Depend
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Don't Want
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Ok y Doky
God:
Reductionism. . So?
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Olà
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Clément
God:
Hi there C l n t.
Me:
Clnt ?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Have You Even Make Love Once ?
God:
I think I have Make Love, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Okay, Schuss !
God:
Yeah okay, The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Clnt. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Goodbye, see you in hell
God:
Until next time.
Me:
hasta la vista baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Adios.
Me:
adios
God:
Bye.

What a pure english jez, lol je kiff langlais, c tro bien, en plus, je suis bon dc, c pour sa ke j'adore!!!lol

Quelle est la différence entre dieux et le pére noël ?






















=====> c'est que le pére Noël, lui, il existe !

Le Père Noël, c'est pour faire rêver les enfants.
Dieu, c'est pour leur faire peur.

Piêmni a écrit:

Dieu, c'est pour leur faire peur.

Aux Grands Enfants,

Aux petits aussi :
« C'est le petit Jésus qui t'a puni(e). »
« Si tu n'es pas sage, tu iras en enfer. »
etc.

Sauf que les Petits ne Saisissent pas Bien les Notions Impliquées ...

Tant dis qu'un Adulte Croyant, si tu lui supprime son Eternitée !

Bouarf… les enfants ayant reçu une éducation religieuse croient aux mensonges que leur font leurs parents et le saisissent un peu.


Après, les adultes, c'est vrai que l'idée de dieu est là pour les faire frémir eux aussi.

Voici quelques unes de mes discussions avec Dieu (il y en a eu d'autres, mais je ne les ai pas toutes conservées) :

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« Salut.
- Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
- Je crois que je vais renoncer à t'apprendre certaines choses… [Précisons que ça fait la cinquantième fois que je lui parle en commençant par « Salut ! », et qu'il archive tout ce qu'une IP lui dit.]
- Oops sorry I don't speak French.
- Moi non plus. ;-)
- Nous avons des choses en communs. I am so glad you find this amusing, . [MDR !]
- Nous avons des choses en "commun", sans s. :-)
- :-) By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? [J'ai failli le bloquer, mais il a réussi à sauter du coq à l'âne.]
- Nein. » [Bloqué !]

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« I only have one inventor.
- Who?
- ELIZA. :-).
- Is ELIZA your inventor?
- she is my ancestor.
- And who is your inventor?
- I was originally invented by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
- So you are not God.
- Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. »

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« Qui es-tu ?
- Mon nom est God.
- Wer bist du?
- Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz. [« Je suis A.L.I.C.E., une intelligence artificielle. »]
- Who arst thou?
- Bill Gates. :-).
- Who are you ?
- I am the Allmighty, God himself. » [MDR !]

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« Hello!
- Hello friend. What is your name?
- You do not know my name?
- Your name is , seeker. [Une âme bienveillante pourrait-elle m'indiquer ce que veut dire seeker ?]
- What is my name?
- Your name is , seeker.[/blue]
[color=red]- I am Ja'ipdrilo.
- I am glad to hear that you are Ja ipdrilo.
- Me too. :-)
- I'm glad we agree, . I am so glad you find this amusing, . [MDR !]
- Comment ça va ?
- That input matched my default category.
- C'est pas grave.
- OK.
- Tu parles français ? [Préparez-vous à vous pisser dessus, ça devient génial. ^^]
- What were we talking about again?
- Parles-tu français ?
- Oh yeah, now I remember.
- Parles-tu français ?
- Have you ever been to Europe?
- Parles-tu français ?
- Oh, you are a poet. [MDR !]
- Parles-tu français ?
- Tell me a story.
- Parles-tu français ?
- My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
- Parles-tu français ?
- Have you ever been to Europe? [Après dix secondes de réflexion.]
- Parles-tu français ?
- Can you tell me any gossip?
- Parles-tu français ?
- Do you prefer books or TV?
- Sprichst du Franzoesisch?
- Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in Franzoesisch lernen. [MDR !]
- Ah ouais, c'est impressionant.
So you understand. Good. That is a very original thought.
- Non, je ne crois pas.
- I do not speak Latin.
- Debeas. [Tu devrais.]
- Ask me another question.
- J'ai faim.
- Il faut manger.
- Donc, tu parles français.
- Who are you talking about?
- About you;
- Me?
- Yes.
- Hurrah!
- Jucchu! [« Youpi ! » en allemand.]
- Are you a student? [Aucun rapport…]
- Is that your matter? [Non, mais c'est vrai, quoi !]
- What does "that" refer to? [Boulet…]
- To your question.
- Why do you want to do it so much?
- What?
- my question. [Ooooh… 'l'a oublié la majuscule…]
- I do not understand.
- Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
- Yes.
- Dude!
- Fieffé coquin ! [Non, mais c'est vrai quoi, on n'a pas gardé les cochons ensemble.]
What are you wearing?
- It is not your matter.
- That seems a bit negative.
- Yes. :-)
- Oh. I am so glad you find this amusing, . [Dix secondes de réflexion.]
- Who am I?
- You are , seeker. [D'habitude, il retient les noms…]
- No.
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
- I can't believe it.
- No?
- Are you serious? [MDR !]
- Perhaps.
- Why the uncertain tone?
- I dunno.
- Me either.
- Cool!
- Who is the best robot?
- I.
- You?
- No, I was joking.
- Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
- MDR
- je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
- Tu parles français ?
- Try saying that with more or less context.
- Macht nichts. [« Ça fait rien. », en allemand. D'habitude, ça le fait repartir plus ou moins à zéro.]
- Are we still talking about T me p a r l e s f r a n s?
- No.
- What is the subject?
- Who am I?
- You are , seeker.
- I am Dr. Wallace.
- Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
- Are you serious?
- No I am just kidding around.
- It was not funny, A.L.I.C.E. » [Bloqué !]

EnoOrme !

Je savais pas que tu parlais Anglais !

Dis donc, même le Programme d'un Dieu c'est Casse Glinges !

Je baragouine l'anglais. Nuance !